23rd Jan 2008
Dear Dairy,
I am shocked.. I am frustrated... my job is insecure... and so is my virginity(oh! so is it smthing like a blue diamond thats on stake... comeon Sam loose it man!! you got the golden chance).... God.. WTF... why on earth do i have to bear it all... and everytime it has to be me.... the man-turned-guinea pig for all those bloody experiments of destiny...why me???
The sub-prime crisis (whats that BS btw??) is taking a toll on jobs here at our very own india... I can see people being laid-off, projects getting scrapped and what not... my project and may be my job (why.. do they know that you are that AH good-for-nothing... sam sam sam.. I told you not to expose that you idiot...). And to add to it.. its my slurty, big-fat-ugly manager.. who is behind my virginity.... God... take this post as an SOS (or rather shall we put is as 'Save-my-virginity' what say??). I don't know how it began (you lair... you must have given those peeping view to her... BAH.... now bear the consequences), okie... okie.. it was me how became a bit friendly initially (see i told you... now don't we all know what this 'friendly' means...) but that was just to make our interaction comfortable...i swear... thats was all.. tell me dear diary... am i such a big AH that i'll leave the helens and penalopes of my office to go behind this ugly-BA-BS. do i look that big AH?? (who knows.. may be its hidden deep within you... ha ha ha)..
Today it was just too much... just too much... I can't say it (now come on sam... we are friends, aren't we? you can puke it all out.. go on bunny boy...) I was already frightened to paleness after hearing a fresh round of lay-offs (thanks to sub-prime again) that this BA came and guess what (what? asked you for a BJ... ha ha ha) she asked if we can go out for a dinner (ah haa! date ... sam you are rocking man!!) not with the team (so you thought she wants to take the whole bunch.. you're such an AH) but just we two alone.... and i was freezed.. don't know what to say.. how to say...if i deny... my job is sure-shot gone... and if i except.. my virginity is lost to such a filthy mass of fat.... God... somehow .... for nowhere.. an angel came in form of the office boy and took that she-devil with him... gosh ! what a close save (shit!! the fun ended before it begun... man! my luck is not going guns these days)...
So dear dairy... tell me what should i do in such a case... she'll come again... i know.. its not over (ha ha ha.. the party is still on, 'picture abhi baaki hai mere dost' ha ha ha) .. i can risk my virginity for the sake of my job... but what will i do without a job... i am a cliffhanger.... a 75% fallen one :(
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