22nd Jan 2008
Dear Diary,
I am heart broken today. And I can't tell you how it feels... No this not my first time.... am a 'pro' in the business of breakups ... but this one is special... its really close to my heart... thats why i and BSing about it to you.
It must have been the second most ill-fated day of my life. Today my ex-to-be-girlfriend again dumped me... no not directly tough... she chose to drop that 'single-and-ready-to-mingle' tag of her and bear to robe of 'committed'. The problem is that.... it wasn't me ... i was not in the picture... actually i was not even in the scope of miles around the place where this tragic incident took place...
Cool down sauz... take a deep breadth... now ! thats much better... so where was I... yeah.... oh haven't i introduced you to my ex-to-be-girlfriend... oh my mistake... so the great BS account begun when i was awestruck by her majestic eyes and that flawless beauty (as if this was the first time huh!!!) ... I started trying to be around her all the time.. so that i might... even if the chances of which are infinitesimal.. would talk to her (oh! you AH... yeah she'd come to you and ask you for a BJ.. rite?).... so the things ended before they even took of.. my love jet crashed (even before taking off??) and i saw the robe of 'committed' on her orkut profile.... still just because of my so called 'gud' friends (sam included), I was forced to call her and tell her my 'feelings'... (Wow! the fun begins finally....) and the end is same as me (pathetically predictable)... I was banged, and bashed, and thrashed and what not... what an eye opener... WTF... why did i ever did it?
The account got closed with sauz swearing of God not to do that again....
Springs went and came, and did someone said that love is blind (love?? was it?? ha ha ha)... and over 'Casanova' one fine day saw the robe of 'committed' throne away... again the god-created orkut was the one to play the role of cupid (this stupid site would screw how many lifes man!!!! someone got to all th end!!!). And then flowers were blossoming again.. winds were singing and the BS job started seeming amazing to our love(or smthing else) struck suaz...
This also didn't lasted long... destiny was to stab 'Casanova' sauz with a bitter knife... and it chose the vehicle.... the same 'status' @ orkut.. (man !!! too much... WTF... i'll remove that flithy status itself..) and hence this page...
So moral of the day... 'Status' in orkut is hazardous to mankind (specially we guys...) a revolution is needed to ban it off...
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